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Uncertainty over if today you can legit ‘Christmas eat’ or not
A healthy and nutritious dinner for one The village is divided this evening on whether or not today is the day you can eat and booze like Falstaff on a bender without being accused of self-harm. “It...
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Adult siblings looking forward to Christmas regression row
Tis the season to be exactly like Anne and Mary Boylen. Just swap who gets to play nug-a-nug with Henry VIII for who gets to keep the remote control and there’s literally no difference #FACT Adults...
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Ghosts of Christmas past, present and future refuse to haunt Donald Trump
Humbug The ghosts who for over one hundred and seventy years have been successfully haunting misanthropic rich men and getting them to see the error of their ways have refused to work their magic on...
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Facebook ridiculed after banning innocent ‘robin’ Christmas cards
Cock Robin There were red faces at internet giant Facebook today after it emerged that an artist’s perfectly innocent Christmas card picture had been banned because of its “sexual” and “adult” nature....
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Research shows bad things not made worse by ‘happening at Christmas’
Imagine being stuck in a lift with this prick – at Christmas Despite tosh spouted by idiots, losing a loved one to cancer, being made redundant, or finding oneself stuck in a lift with Piers Morgan...
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Ghost of Christmas Future not bothering to visit PM this year
Future says it’ll stay in and binge watch ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ instead Stopped clock that doesn’t tell the right time twice a day, Theresa May, will not be visited by a fourth ghost this year due to...
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Step-ladder ‘never really felt like one of the family’
A loom n yum, as the say in the States. When ‘A’ was rescued from a B&Q orphanage, he thought a loving family was taking him into their home and their hearts. “The kids seemed very excited on the...
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Coca-Cola Christmas insulin truck to tour diabetes hotspots
Type 2 diabetes sufferers around the UK are waiting eagerly for the traditional Coca-Cola festive truck, which tours the country each Christmas season handing out free cola and insulin pens to the...
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Police scale back operations after Gatwick drone photo emerges
This changes everything Police have dramatically called off all search operations in the Gatwick area after the first confirmed photograph emerged of the mystery “drone” which has brought chaos to the...
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Adult siblings looking forward to Christmas regression row
Tis the season to be exactly like Anne and Mary Boylen. Just swap who gets to play nug-a-nug with Henry VIII for who gets to keep the remote control and there’s literally no difference #FACT Adults...
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Ghosts of Christmas past, present and future refuse to haunt Donald Trump
Humbug The ghosts who for over one hundred and seventy years have been successfully haunting misanthropic rich men and getting them to see the error of their ways have refused to work their magic on...
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Facebook ridiculed after banning innocent ‘robin’ Christmas cards
Cock Robin There were red faces at internet giant Facebook today after it emerged that an artist’s perfectly innocent Christmas card picture had been banned because of its “sexual” and “adult” nature....
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Research shows bad things not made worse by ‘happening at Christmas’
Imagine being stuck in a lift with this prick – at Christmas Despite tosh spouted by idiots, losing a loved one to cancer, being made redundant, or finding oneself stuck in a lift with Piers Morgan...
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Ghost of Christmas Future not bothering to visit PM this year
Future says it’ll stay in and binge watch ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ instead Stopped clock that doesn’t tell the right time twice a day, Theresa May, will not be visited by a fourth ghost this year due to...
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Step-ladder ‘never really felt like one of the family’
A loom n yum, as the say in the States. When ‘A’ was rescued from a B&Q orphanage, he thought a loving family was taking him into their home and their hearts. “The kids seemed very excited on the...
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Coca-Cola Christmas insulin truck to tour diabetes hotspots
Type 2 diabetes sufferers around the UK are waiting eagerly for the traditional Coca-Cola festive truck, which tours the country each Christmas season handing out free cola and insulin pens to the...
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